Fantasy Romance Admirers Gifts

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Desert Island BBQ

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Late BroomStick

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Apple Pie Abduction

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I said slime."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Wotan with eye patch

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."