Fantasy Romance Admirers Gifts

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Desert Island BBQ

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Late BroomStick

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I said slime."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Apple Pie Abduction

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'