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"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

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'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Right here's fine."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Romance

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Hansel and Gretal

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'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Going Down?

Frankenstein's Ancestry