Romance Novel Fan Pillows

Romance

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Layer cake

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Bront?saurus.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Call me Ishmael."

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

Moby Dick.

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Modern Charm

Moby the Private Dick.

Romance Scene

". . . I think I love you but what am I so afraid of."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

WB Yeats.

Masked Admirer

'I've always preferred the company of fictional men, to the ones that I meet in real life.'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Maid

Toxic Relationship

'I told them that refusing to read Dickens is like refusing to do algebra. Now they refuse to do algebra.'

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'