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Romance Scene

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Right here's fine."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Film Lovers.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Valentines

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

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Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!