Tarot Card Enthusiast Gifts

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Philosopher trading cards.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Ill next Thursday

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Nostradamus.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

The Inner Dog.

Hog Futures

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Monster Horrorscopes

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Fortune Tellers Convention

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

"Cheater!"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

I just knew this would be dull.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

Valentines for Things

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'