Tarot Card Readers Gifts

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Ill next Thursday

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Nostradamus.

The Inner Dog.

Monster Horrorscopes

Hog Futures

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

I just knew this would be dull.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

fortune teller and credit card.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Fortune Teller.

Manna Helper

Moses Invents the Top 10 List: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa...trust me, that's waaaay too much information.'

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