Tarot Aficionado Gifts

Fortune Teller.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Save the unicorn.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Gremlins 47

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Knighthood being given by the king

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Ask A Silly Question.