Tarot Believer Gifts

Dave began to doubt Madam Zola's authenticity as a tarot reader.

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

"You're solemates!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Nostradamus.

The Inner Dog.

Hog Futures

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Monster Horrorscopes

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Fortune Tellers Convention

Your Palm

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Two of everything.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

I just knew this would be dull.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.