Tarot Believer Gifts

Dave began to doubt Madam Zola's authenticity as a tarot reader.

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're solemates!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

The Inner Dog.

Nostradamus.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

Hog Futures

Monster Horrorscopes

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Your Palm

Two of everything.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

I just knew this would be dull.

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

fortune teller and credit card.