Romantic Comedy T-Shirts

"By the way, what's your position on some-sex marriage?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

Summer Wedding 2020

'I must take strict precautions not to get pregnant.'

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

You're too late! All teh good stuff is gone.

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'Narcissus goes courting'

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"Can your Ted come belle ringing tonight?"

It was no use. He was too little, too late.

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"I don't have a problem with premature ejaculation. I'm actually pretty good at it!"

Marriage Returns

"I hope you won't be offended if I tell you that you have the classic American face."

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

"This love seat stinks!"

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

"He's a rescue boyfriend."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Of course my hands are warm, baby. All my blood has rushed to my seuxal organs."

Courtship display

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"Oh, yeeaah. Nice rack-o'-lamb. Ewe come here often?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Another blind date falls victim to Lucille's 'No Toupee Strip.'"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"