Romantic Comedy Mugs

"By the way, what's your position on some-sex marriage?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

Summer Wedding 2020

'I must take strict precautions not to get pregnant.'

Fresh Lobster

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.

"I don't have a problem with premature ejaculation. I'm actually pretty good at it!"

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

'Narcissus goes courting'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

'He calls me 'Angelina' and I call him 'Brad'.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

You're too late! All teh good stuff is gone.

"Can your Ted come belle ringing tonight?"

'Women are so illogical! -- first she says she wouldn't touch me with a ten-foot pole, and then she punches me in the nose!'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

It was no use. He was too little, too late.

Marriage Returns

"This love seat stinks!"

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

"Let's touch base again at three."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"You must be the strong, silent type."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

My card. Call me the next time you have serious lapse of good judgment.

Courtship display

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"Oh, yeeaah. Nice rack-o'-lamb. Ewe come here often?"