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"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Funnel of Love

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.