Romantic Comedy Buff Prints

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

I am married

"Listen up, everyone...I've made a new hire. I hope you don't mind training her."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"I like you...It's just you're not my blood type."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Backfire

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'