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"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Out damn Spot

"What old school? This is my life."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Upper West Side Story

Berta screams out!

'Now in Capulets'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Romeo goes to the Chemists

"I've gone for a retro phone."

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

The Amateurs.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Christopher Fry.

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Friends, Romans, Post-Impressionists, lend me your ears.'