Long-standing Play Admirer Gifts

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Out damn Spot

"What old school? This is my life."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Film Star Robert de Niro

Upper West Side Story

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Berta screams out!

'Now in Capulets'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Shakespeare. I don't think you actually read the play. "Hamlet" is not about a small village.

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Why are they all staring at me?'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

The Amateurs.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Christopher Fry.

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Lisa Minnelli

'Friends, Romans, Post-Impressionists, lend me your ears.'

'It's just a miracle.'