Classic Play Devotee Gifts

"Alas, poor Yorick!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Out damn Spot

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

To read or not to read?

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Shakespeare in the clink

'Now in Capulets'

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Music at Home Pt. 1

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"I'm Baroque without you!"

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Dante Alighieri

Brunhilde

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Ben Jonson

Niccolo Paganini

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Fight Club.

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

Trombone Practical Jokes

William Shakespeare

Tolstoys R Us

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

'I just want to be entertained.'

Maestro

Teresa Carreño

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?