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"Yeah, she dragged me to some dumbass holiday play. I forget what it was called...something like 'The Ball Buster'...?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Snowman

'Peekaboo!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"It's her first snowman."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Ball pit

'I envisioned something more robust'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Happy New Year!'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Santa Meets an Alien

'I love holidays!'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Happy Easter!

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"