Christmas Play Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

Haircuts

Pirate

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Panettone

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'He's got your nose.'

Filming Christmas

"Elfis"

Zoom Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Reindeer