Funlover Pillows

"Hi, I'm the official Picnic Basket Inspector."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Early photobombing

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Swinging

Balloon Kids

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

Candid Camera store.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Karataoke

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Cats at private view

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

Peel poker.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'