Finance Funlover Pillows

'Mr. McWit, being self employed in a one person operation, would you care to explain these deductions for employee theft?'

'Bless you, kind sir!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your repayments start now!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"It's a sci-fi-nance- when the DOW is 100,000."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"Good news on Wall Street today"