Festive Funfinder Prints

"What do you mean, 'what would I like for Christmas?'... Haven't you been following me on twitter?!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"