Festivity Finder Prints

Choirboy

Santa Claus's Mail

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Elfie Stick

"Home depot."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Dancing in pyjamas

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Margarita

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa does a keg stand.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Christmas Presents.

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"Merry Christmas"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Cake

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

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