Festive Fun Finder Mugs

"Oops."

Rudolph

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Creature WAS Stirring

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Choirboy

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Balloon ski lift

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Zombie Christmas

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.