Christmas Joy Chaser Pillows

Visit Santa.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

School holidays

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Happiness

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

Hotel teddy for hire

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

'computer says no.....el!'

"C'mon, get up. . . It's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

Mountaineers milk.