Chocolate Guardian Pillows

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Missing Easter Egg

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

Bar None

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

Climbing Mount Everest.

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

'She gets a little paranoid when someone sits too close to her kittens!'

Art Gallery - Comics.

'Beware of the dog (leftovers will be prosecuted).'

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

'Kyle, don't run with a beak in your mouth.'

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."

How to cope with difficult questions from the media.

'You were supposed to guard my dessert.'