Chocolate Guardian Gifts

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Missing Easter Egg

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

Bar None

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

Climbing Mount Everest.

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Art Gallery - Comics.

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

Saving the earth, one drink at a time.

'She gets a little paranoid when someone sits too close to her kittens!'

'Beware of the dog (leftovers will be prosecuted).'

Emoji Ice Cream

"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

'Kyle, don't run with a beak in your mouth.'

How to cope with difficult questions from the media.

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."