Food Guardian Gifts

'Beware of the dog (leftovers will be prosecuted).'

"Smokey The Tree"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

'May the forest be with you.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"What about my footprint?"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Boy defends his last fry.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Rain Forest

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

The last bird in the last wood...

"The nominees"