Food Guardian Mugs

'Beware of the dog (leftovers will be prosecuted).'

"Smokey The Tree"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Covid Shield

'May the forest be with you.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Hospital.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"What about my footprint?"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Rain Forest

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Ancient Forest Family Tree

Deforestation in Romania

"The nominees"

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.