Tip Jar Collector Pillows

A giant tip jar

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cow's straw

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Does my head look big in this?'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Tip my boy."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Teapot Art

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Traffic Jam

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Kettle Drum

Motorist's Swear Box

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Preserving space heritage.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Go Britain!

Handicap