Tip Jar Collector Pillows

A giant tip jar

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cow's straw

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Does my head look big in this?'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"I want one of those!"

"Tip my boy."

Teapot Art

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Traffic Jam

Motorist's Swear Box

Ed's Salary Cap

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

Octopus Baseball Fan

Kettle Drum

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Preserving space heritage.

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Go Britain!

Handicap