Tip Jar Warrior Pillows

'This one's for the cheap b*****d who just tipped me a quarter.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Changing Room Decisions

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Tip my boy."

Sold It All.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Work with me!"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

The Chinese want to know what capitalism is worth and will we take half for it?

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"