'Good evening. I'm disenfranchised, and I'll be your waiter tonight.'
Tip Jar Believers Pillows
Add a cozy touch with pillows featuring playful and inspiring messages for tip jar believers, turning any space into a cheerful spot of kindness.
"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."
"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"
"Tip my boy."
'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'
Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.
"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."
"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."
Tip responsibly
"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."
'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'
'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'
Tip Responsibly
End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!
'...But in case God misses something...'
'I never get tipped!'
The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.
"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."
I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'
'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'
"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."
"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."
5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.
"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."
"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"
How to increase your income...
Harry, I've just had a tip!
"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."
"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."
If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.
"I was only flirting to get..."
What makes that a tip jar and not a bribe jar? The fact that I'm about to sing You Light Up My Life.
Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk
"Thanks and here's some gas money."
'That tip you gave her-I hope you're not expecting to eat for the rest of the month!'
Tip Jar Believers Pillows Collection
Tip Jar Believers Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for tip jar believers—perfect for every coffee lover’s morning routine.
Tip Jar Believers Prints
View our inspiring prints that celebrate tipping with humor and heart—ideal for gifting or personal motivation.
Tip Jar Believers T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for tip jar believers—wear your appreciation for kindness and humor with pride.