Tip-seeker Pillows

"For bigger tips I play the violin"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'