Tip-seeker Gifts

"For bigger tips I play the violin"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."