Tip Lover Gifts

'I never get tipped!'

Where Indian ink came from.

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"Tip my boy."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Tip responsibly

Tip Responsibly

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"