Tip Enthusiast Gifts

'I find I get much better service when I use a $100 bill instead of a napkin.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

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Financial Incentives - Tipping

Earning the Tip

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Tip my boy."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

You know I can't do the twist.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"One good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe."

Squirrel Salon

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'It's walking! It's walking!'

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'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

'I never get tipped!'

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.