Tipsy Connoisseur Gifts

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"I suffered a stroke."

Who's a cutey?

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Blue wine

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Tip Responsibly

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."

'When does salmon season start?!'

New! Lemon-Lime Flavor Water Fountain.

The guilt trip was Amy's idea... the getting lost was Dylan's fault... apparently.