Tip-talking Enthusiast Pillows

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Tip responsibly

Tip Responsibly

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'I never get tipped!'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'Look! A buy signal.'

Harry, I've just had a tip!

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Earning the Tip