Tip-talking Enthusiast Pillows

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Tip responsibly

Tip Responsibly

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'I never get tipped!'

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'Look! A buy signal.'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

Harry, I've just had a tip!

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

'I may be the mini-bartender, but I still expect to get a full-sized tip.'

Earning the Tip