Tipsy Talker Pillows

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

Tip responsibly

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

'I see you've been talking to the plants again.'

Harry, I've just had a tip!

When I wet the bed at my first sleepover? Worse. When I asked what they served at the bar at Josh's Bar Mitzvah? Worse. I give up. What humiliating experience did you just endure? Shudder. My mom said she's taking me bra shopping. At least you need to go bra shopping.

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

'That tip you gave her-I hope you're not expecting to eat for the rest of the month!'

Should I wear my good sweater and skirt or

Microbiology Lab. He's an excellent scientist, but a lousy speaker about microbiology. Ah, he's no good at small talk.

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."

I will remain on mute...

"The mother in law ruined the holiday...she started complaining the moment we took her off the roof-rack!

'Say-you don't suppose she LIVES in there?'

"I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."