Tipsy Talkers Pillows

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"This may be the wine talking, but I'm wasted."

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Hey! I'll do the talking! Okay?'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Tip responsibly

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

Harry, I've just had a tip!

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

'That tip you gave her-I hope you're not expecting to eat for the rest of the month!'

Microbiology Lab. He's an excellent scientist, but a lousy speaker about microbiology. Ah, he's no good at small talk.

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

'You come in here giving it all that.'

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."

I will remain on mute...

"Yak, yak, yak?"

"The mother in law ruined the holiday...she started complaining the moment we took her off the roof-rack!