Tip-savvy Pillows

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

'No Mam. The service charge does not include a change of oil.'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Tip responsibly

Tip Responsibly

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'I never get tipped!'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.