Tipping Specialist Pillows

"Whatever you do, give the bellboy a good tip."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

US and the EU

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Economic model of the solar system.

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Stock Market Downturn

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Gordon Ramsay

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

Tip Responsibly

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Tip responsibly

New US tariffs...