Tipping Pillows

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

'Wait! Let me get the tip.'

'I told you the waiter would remember you gave him a 2 cent tip the last time.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'

"No sir, that's not the bill total. That's the suggested gratuity."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Tip Responsibly

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"This one goes out to the lovers who aren’t intimidated by my tip jar."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

Tip responsibly

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"It's a good idea to tip first. That way I know what level of service you expect."

'I never get tipped!'

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

"Expect a generous gratuity on table 9...I hacked his tip calculator."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.

Le Cafe - 'No tip insurance, $10'.

Will tip for service.