Tip Jar Enthusiast Pillows

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

How to increase your income...

"Tip my boy."

ATM asks for a tip.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"How are things, Dawson?"

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

Tip responsibly

Tip Responsibly

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

'I never get tipped!'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.

Harry, I've just had a tip!

"I was only flirting to get..."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."