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"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

How to increase your income...

"Tip my boy."

What makes that a tip jar and not a bribe jar? The fact that I'm about to sing You Light Up My Life.

ATM asks for a tip.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"How are things, Dawson?"

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

"That's just in case we need to go in again."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

Tip Responsibly

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

Tip responsibly

'I never get tipped!'

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

Harry, I've just had a tip!

"I was only flirting to get..."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."