Thrifty Warrior Pillows

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Changing Room Decisions

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"Still on your left."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Sold It All.

"C'mere, space heater."

'If the pound is worth so little, can I have a couple?'

"Damn speed hump!"

Academy.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"How much if I pedal?"

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."