Swear Jar Enthusiast Pillows

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"Tip my boy."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

Motorist's Swear Box

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

'Abandon Sheep.'

Crisis at the health club.

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"I cashed in my swear jar."

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

The F – K stops here

Minced Oath Day 2022

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Just the usual, thanks.

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

"Maybe we should've invented swearing first!"

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

How to increase your income...

"Thanks to angry mail from dissatisfied customers, I've learned about 500 new curse words. Do I have to declare this as a non-cash benefit for tax purposes?"

What makes that a tip jar and not a bribe jar? The fact that I'm about to sing You Light Up My Life.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'He's passionate about swearing.'

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

'This one's for the cheap b*****d who just tipped me a quarter.'