Swear Jar Enthusiast Pillows

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Tip my boy."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Motorist's Swear Box

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Crisis at the health club.

'Abandon Sheep.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

The F – K stops here

Minced Oath Day 2022

"I cashed in my swear jar."

Just the usual, thanks.

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

"I'm trying to watch my cursing."

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

How to increase your income...

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"Thanks to angry mail from dissatisfied customers, I've learned about 500 new curse words. Do I have to declare this as a non-cash benefit for tax purposes?"

"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

"It's nice to get out without the kids and rekindle our passion for swearing."