Paper Jam Warrior Pillows

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Now the guy you sent to fix the copier is down. Could you send over another copy?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

In, out, shake it all about.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."