Mason Jar Collector Prints

Preserving space heritage.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Utility Chic.

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Another round?"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'He's been shot!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Traffic Jam

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Motorist's Swear Box

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Make it look like an accident.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Billy strip: bed pan.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'