Web Developer Fan Gifts

'for more obit info, go to...'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

CEO with SEO

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Friday

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'We've re-branded.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

Page not found...

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.