Web Development Fan Gifts

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'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The Googler

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

CEO with SEO

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'We've re-branded.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

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Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Advertising on the internet.

'Your website or mine?'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

I've always been slower than computers...