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A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'We've re-branded.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Sign Reform

Smartphone Sonogram

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

Spider watching his web cam.

"- And if you want to see the rest of my family you can check us out at www.ducks.com!"

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

Tank color choices.

Computer books for dummies.

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'